I really need to get laid…
erised-slytherin replied to your post: You guys!
I’m happy for you, love :)
Bahhh…thank you :3 isecretlyloveyoubtw
You guys!
I think that I might actually be getting over Brian. Don’t get me wrong, I still love him with all of my heart, but we’re not good for each other right now.
I’m finally doing things for myself, buying things, saving money, going to social gatherings. I am finding enjoyment in my OWN company. Hell, I even have a regular fwb, and have gotten hit on more times this past few weeks than in my entire life lol.
So, uh, I have a fuckbuddy now. It was just as casual as could be and came about through Facebook IM
I will end your existense, motherfucker.
So I actually managed to get laid the other day. It wasn’t the mindblowing sex Brian had me used to but it was good nonetheless. My only problem now is that since up until that point I hadn’t had sex since. Thanksgiving, and I have now turned into some sex crazed, emotionally starved freak.
I literally crave sex, cuddling and that carnal, emotional bond with someone, if it lasts only for a moment.
Anonymous asked: how do u feel about your best friends boyfriend and their relationship?
Honestly? I don’t particularly care for him or the way that he has treated her BUT she is my best friend of 19 years, and I am not going to end that because I don’t like her s.o. If he is what makes her happy then so be it, I am happy for her because she deserves happiness
My biggest fear?
Forgetting you and all of the memories that we share…
I neeeeeeeed to get laid
Fuck you for spoiling me with mind-blowing coitus and then leaving me, Brian
FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES
So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some milkduds or something.
But you know what’s fun? Giveaways.
So I’m doing one.
Rules:
- I Don’t Care. Seriously, reblog all you like, like it, make love to it. Follow me, Don’t. Don’t care. Gonna random generate a number and that note number will be the winner.
- This is gonna go until Friday, May 3rd. At whenever I get online on that day.
- I will ship them to you from amazon or wherever. Shipping will be to the continental US only. I ain’t made of money. Just candy.
- You will get to pick the candy. It will be a huge fucking amount. like five pounds or some shit.
- If I don’t like your URL, you can still win but I will sigh when I pick you.
- If your askbox is closed or communicating with you is a pain in the ass then I’ma pick another winner.
- when the candy arrives I want you to take a picture of it or something. I am genuinely curious to see what a five pound bag of candy looks like
That is all I can think of. Get some candy.
(via erised-slytherin)
